Trans-Siberian Standoff

Written by

K'noup

With only seconds left before the squadron begins to wane,
there’s a Trans-Siberian Standoff like a Mexican standoff.
Judging by the wrinkles in their uniforms,
looks as if they flew in on some unicorns.
It’s a Trans-Siberian Standoff.
I’m in a Trans-Siberian Standoff.

Riches to rags that bastard continues to nag,
even though she’s clearly lured by the men in the back.
A harlot with brains, throw this bitch off of my train.
There will be war!

Flag it down while the world bows down.
Nobody is gonna protect you.
Flag it down while the gods countdown.
I think they’re coming for you.

In a matter of days the city will be all up in flames
and she will be sifting through the ruins I’ve made.
Trust and you’ll see, I’m a man of great sympathy.
She will be torn.

Flag it down while the world bows down.
Nobody is gonna protect you.
Flag it down while the gods countdown.
I think they’re coming for you.

There will be no one coming for you!

My Mona Lisa

Written by

K'noup

My Mona Lisa! My Mona Lisa!
I swept the walls in pursuit of a virgin girl.
My Mona Lisa! My Mona Lisa!
I left Madonna for a glimpse of this manly girl.

 

Walk past the watchman.
Run past the fountains.
Hello little children.
Smile at the cameras.
Don’t forget your aspirin.
You could make this happen.
I can make this happen.
We will make this happen.

Stay with me if you wish to hide your face,
if you wish to spend your days staring out my window.

You should take an aspirin.
Soon we’ll have our mansion.
No one thinks it’s stolen,
even if it’s stolen.
We should move to Belgium,
maybe even London.
Where the hell is London?
I never heard of London.

Stay with me if you wish to hide your face,
if you wish to spend your days staring out my window.

My Mona Lisa! My Mona Lisa!
I swept the walls in pursuit of a virgin girl.
My Mona Lisa! My Mona Lisa!
I left Madonna for a glimpse of this manly girl.

Viktor

Written by

K'noup

Viktor my friend look out there’s a million fingers pointing at you.
From the coward in your head, to your stupid ugly friends, did you think I’d never hear about you?

You should be my princess bride.
I will show you the world and its dunes.
And if you wish to runaway I will find you my damsel gone frazzled.

Viktor my friend look out there’s a million other dimwits like you.
From the 1000 days at sea to your cherry jubilee, did you think I’d never hear about you?

You should be my princess bride.
I will show you the world and its dunes.
And if you wish to runaway I will find you my damsel gone frazzled...Viktor!

Someday you will hide behind your glass of gaffes.
Enjoy your peace of mind cause I will have the last laugh.

Viktor my friend shut up! There’s a million dollars counting on you.
From the saddle you were raised to your apricot face, did you think I’d never hear about you?

You should be my princess bride.
I will show you the world and its dunes.
And if you wish to runaway I will find you my damsel gone frazzled…Viktor!

Someday you will hide behind your glass of gaffes.
Enjoy your peace of mind cause I will have the last laugh.

It's All Wrong

Written by

K'noup

I hang with stalkers cause they’re never a bore.
I play piano for the babies of war.
It’s all wrong!

I’ll bring you roses, I’ll spit on your chest.
I wear my heart on a bullet-proof vest.
It’s all wrong!

Suddenly there’s light that hides your face…erase it.
Suddenly it’s all wrong!

I’m made of honor, I'm made of the best.
I’m made in Chernobyl that’s everyones guess.
It’s all wrong!

Suddenly there’s light that hides your face…erase it.
Suddenly it’s all wrong!

Dynamite

Written by

K'noup

Here little Billy lemme tell you about a man in command.
He rushed his people to the beat of his five year plan.

 

Build it, wield it, watch it fill the night, now Stalin says to sit back and watch it light…Dynamite!

Here little Billy now make sure you wash your hands.
They’re hot on our tail in an old Mercedes-Benz.

Build it, wield it, watch it fill the night, now Stalin says to sit back and watch it light.

Dynamite!

Comrades! Tonight we are gathered before to witness the greatest achievement man has come to see, tonight we make history, tonight we make...Dynamite!

Napoleon Complex

Written by

K'noup

He heard a round of applause throughout the grapevine that nearly took out his jaw.
He staggered round the front lines to make a big splash.
You are no prisoner of mine!

He was 5 feet tall.
Weighed 100 lbs.
When his wife would call he’d pout and shout and pout and shout.

He gathered all of his men for a night of cinema that was the crème de la crème.
They tangoed round the front lines to make a big splash.
They are no prisoners of mine!

He was 5 feet tall.
Weighed 100 lbs.
When his wife would call he’d pout and shout and pout and shout.

The Uzbek Brothel

Written by

K'noup

It was half past the hour and my knees were very shaky.
Down the hall to the right there is a woman named, “Tatiana.”
So I went there she was with this fire in her thighs.
“Get undressed lay in bed I’ll be ready in a sec but before…”

What’s the deal now baby?

Quarter till the hour and the room was shaky.
Watch the watch it’s my mother’s favorite watch.
She’s a tiger, she’s a snake, she has very low rates.
I recommend she’s every dollar well spent.

What’s the deal now baby?

I want to meet the perfect girl.
She’s going to be so sweet.
‘The Uzbek Brothel’ is always here to fulfill your needs.

What’s the deal now baby?

Fork in the Road

Written by

K'noup

Keep your kids by the fireplace, sound the alarms there’s a storm on the way.
Keep your kids by the fireplace, send out the dogs there’s a fork in the road,
just a fork in the road, a little fork in the road.

 

Slow down there’s a fork in the road you’re gonna go down the wrong way.
Slow down there’s a fork in the road you’re gonna trip along the way.

Keep your kids by the fireplace, raise both your arms if you aren’t over age.
No way!
Keep your kids by the fireplace, find me a gun there’s a fork in the road, just a fork in the road, a little fork in the road.

Slow down there’s a fork in the road you’re gonna go down the wrong way.
Slow down there’s a fork in the road you’re gonna trip along the way.

Keep your kids by the fireplace, rat out the mice there’s a parrot with no brain.
Keep your kids by the fireplace, tell all the sharks there’s a fork in the road, just a fork in the road, a little fork in the road.

Slow down there’s a fork in the road you’re gonna go down the wrong way.
Slow down there’s a fork in the road you’re gonna trip along the way.

Sans Red

Written by

K'noup

If I should see you again would your eyes follow mine.
If I touch you again would you manage to lose your mind.

We can let our hearts be broken or let nature take its course.

Sans Red. If you wont be there for me.
Sans Red. I will be there for you whenever you fall.

If I kiss you again would your lips part from mine.
If I feel you again would your heart race like mine.

We can let our hearts be open or suffer through divorce.

Sans Red. If you wont be there for me.
Sans Red. I will be there for you whenever you fall.
Sans Red. If you wont await for me.
Sans Red. I will await for you whenever you fall.

I will await for you.

If this isn’t the end then why are we still upset?
No this isn’t the end, no we shouldn’t be holding back.

We can let our hearts be open and let nature take its course.

Sans Red. If you wont be there for me.
Sans Red. I will be there for you whenever you fall.
Sans Red. If you wont await for me.
Sans Red. I will await for you whenever you fall.

I will await for you.

What If?

Written by

K'noup

Inside the wallpaper peels until the morning light.
Magicians appear to be in black and white.
The dancer is blind from all the candlelight she chokes.

Ease back and listen to the fire char down below.
Take back the liquor and the venom that corals your ghost.

What if we could live a better life?

Outside the garden of eden is where the children cry.
The mystery tends to never wanna die.
The dancer is there but will you ever try to cope?

Ease back and listen to the fire char down below.
Take back the liquor and the venom that corals your ghost.

What if we could live a better life?

What is this worth fighting?
Heaven is inviting.
He who enters will find that no one is there to embrace.

Made In Chernobyl

Written by

K'noup

I feel woven to the ground,
disguised in a gown you dream up.


Eyes sowed shut right down to the bone,
but the chalice reminds me of home, let me out.

Why did you flinch?
When all I have been asking is to steer me from your fears my love.

Once, twice, thrice isn’t enough.
The devil grins in my cup and in my soul.


I fall right down to the floor,
there’s blood in the drawer and it’s yours.

Why did you flinch?
When all I have been asking is to steer me from your fears my love.

Wait by the door!
Face me you whore!
What did you say to love?
What would you pay for love?

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